Andy Rooney's Women Over 50

February 24, 2010
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50.

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?'
She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
 She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
 

Old souls meet again?

February 14, 2010
My friend Linda sent me this email  link and I just have to share it.   It certainly put a smile on my face and warmed my heart and I hope it does the same for you!

Mucho thanks Linda!

http://video.aol.co.uk/video-detail/the-orangutan-and-the-hound/1356710375

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Need a good laugh? Read this one :)

September 1, 2009
Posted to Craig's List / Personals:
 

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 AM EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow ...

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A new funny

August 19, 2009
A Mental assessment
This Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it!
 

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.. 

8. This is fart cat
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty ...
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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

August 14, 2009
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE   1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

 
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while  they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and  didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or  cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had      bas...
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